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constant mood

Source: bethel-wilson

y-annah:

“everything i do i do out of love”

me and tiny stork

Source: y-annah

so my dad gave me a bunch of his old comics and most relevant to me is the old iron man ones which just happen to be from the Arc Of Pain but he also has exactly one captain america comic and…

STEVE

STEEEB

tony stark: *is drunk in an alley, trying to get life lessons from a wet piece of cardboard*‬

‪me: i love you so much you’re so fucking beautiful you absolute goddamn disaster

ben-yatta:

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

ah yes, i have found my favourite video of all time

winterforlovers:

First thing I thought was “I only need loads of cats and I won’t care about the other stuff”.

Every year I get closer to becoming my true form; crazy cat lady.

this is oddly hilarious to me cause i have binge eating disorder and bulimia so getting rid of junk food would actually SOLVE a problem for me. coffee aggravates my chronic illness and gives me headaches so that’s already out. i prefer true crime to fictional horror. i don’t really play video games. i’m a dog person. i like star wars and metal but could happily live without them

so i’m left with alcohol and i would be bummed if i could never get drunk again but i’d probably be okay cause i go to parties and stuff sober a lot anyway

and then superhero films. never seeing tony stark on screen again would actually kill me so congrats i guess you found my one weakness. it’s iron man

can you believe the marvel cinematic universe peaked way back in 2008 with their very first film? specifically the moment in iron man when tony is stuck in the cave and he’s made his plan to escape and mark I is playing and the sound of tony’s hammer is part of the song. very wild and iconic

tonyspepper:

#oh tony

it’s my birthday and fuck if this isn’t a big goddamn mood

Source: tonyspepper

birthday card: still has price tag on it

my mother: walks into living room on my birthday to wrap my present whilst i’m in there

my brother: misspells lonely on my birthday card

my sister: calls herself mum’s favourite child on my birthday card

me: awake at 7am, too tired to process this shit, laughing is my only available function

me: *is keenly aware that everyone in ava’s demon has some big ass flaws and that they’re all capable of doing truly horrible things and i shouldn’t woobify any of them*

odin arrow: *is nice to ava ire and gives her snacks*

me: …

me: