astonishingly the last one was fine. let’s see about this one, which is honestly the most british thing i’ve ever seen. they really get us as a culture (ie. we’re The Worst)

WE GOT FLAGGED KIDS

if the bots didn’t like that they’re sure as hell gonna hate this next one

in the wake of my addition to @kayytx’s post and my beloved mr mertini getting flagged i’ve decided to see which other december diamonds classics tumblr won’t allow

we’re gonna start out with one of my favourites “cow poke”:

why does a merman need a hobby horse? because december diamonds are living in the year 4019

kayytx:

my mom: *looks online for christmas ornaments*

me: can you get me an iron man one?

my mom: no, iron man is not a christmas thing

me: excuse me??? he’s red and gold. christmas colours.

me: iron man 3? a christmas movie.

me: happy tony stark? bright like a christmas tree.

me: iron man is christmas.

…this looks like an opportunity for me to talk about my One True Love, mr mertini

aka tony-stark-is-merman-now-and-for-some-reason-apparently-a-christmas-ornament-that-costs-nearly-£100-oh-god-i-want-him-so-much

Oh I love that you are excited! It would be very helpful if you could maybe list some pairings you don’t wanna see in your gift! <3 – A

OH GOD I AM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY. i have no excuse i’m just garbage

okay so my yesplease and nothankyou sidepairings (i’m so sorry for being so picky):

-i don’t really like thor or bruce with anyone but each other (or in an ot3 with betty ross, i miss u betty the mcu did you dirty). thorki is a solid no and thorjane died for me when she slapped him in dark world

-i don’t hate stucky but i don’t see it as particularly healthy either. huh, i just realised i don’t really ship steve with anyone, so i guess do what you want there? bucky is nice with sam or nat tho

-i love rhodeycarol, don’t really care for rhodey with anyone but carol (or tony but this is a pepperony event so that’s irrelevant)

-scott and hope are adorable

-i prefer peter with mj and/or ned to peter with shuri but i still like them together, and everyone else is Too Old for him

-clint is another character i don’t really ship

-nat is best with bucky or maria hill

-starmora is cute, and i have a soft spot for nebula/mantis

-valkyrie is especially good with loki, and with nebula is also a noble ship

-t’challa is made for nakia but he’s nice with m’baku too

i may have gone entirely overboard here and dear god don’t feel like you have to include any of these, let alone all. but hopefully too much detail is better than not enough?

i’m super pumped for what you come up with, whatever is is! ♥️♥️♥️

EDIT: i fuckin forgot to add that i don’t like mcu scarletvision. he’s a toddler in life experience and the input she had into making ultron kinda makes her his grandma

Hello :) Your story is incredible and wonderful. I love it! Your work and your characters have completely conquered my heart. Could I translate your work and post it to another site (with reference to the author of the original text and the link to the original text)? If you allow me, I will send you a link. I look forward to hearing from you :)

oh wow this is honestly such a compliment thank you so much!

i’d really appreciate it if you could message me off anon if you feel comfortable, just so i know who’s asking. i’m happy (delighted! flattered!) for you to translate but i would like to know which story and which site you’d want to post it to before i say yes for definite