can you fight according to your favorite podcast?

rosejutsu:

Wolf 359- wolf 359 fans can definitely give you a run for your money, but its really 50/50 whether or not they’ll win 

 EOS 10- they can fight 

The Penumbra Podcast- they make posts like “im gonna fight them all!” and they pretend they can fight but theyve never been in a fight and get nervous ordering food at mcdonalds 

Welcome to Night Vale- absolutely can and will beat your ass

Any other Night Vale Presents podcast- they can throw down too, esp Alice Isnt Dead fans. It Makes A Sound fans probably use opportunity weapons so they’ll knock your ass out with a chair like WWE. even Conversations w/ ppl who Hate Me because them hoes love confrontation 

The Bright Sessions- hell no. if you swing at them theyll cry and threaten to
sue

 Wooden Overcoats- no, but they’ll get a couple good licks in 

 The Adventure Zone- these fans are a mixed bag so there’s no telling 

ars Paradoxica- i don’t listen to this or know many fans but probably

My Dad Wrote A Porno: just fucking run kiddo. it can’t be worth it

The Dead Authors Podcast: you’re fine, they’re literally already dead. sometimes a bitch just has to punch a dusty corpse

All Killa No Filla: you’ll definitely lose but they’ll probably take you out for a pint afterwards

Hello From The Magic Tavern: why would you fight them you monster?

Last Podcast On The Left: they talk a big game but you will kick their arse and they will thank you for it

bronzyglow:

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

this is like, super valid but there’s a certain ~Type~ of believing in aliens specifically that culminates in getting stuck elbows deep in internet arguments about pleiadians vs reptilians that somehow looks a lot like both sides just hating jewish folx and you’ve just got to go 

is it just me or does anyone else find the concept of being up at 3am almost… tame? it’s like, talk to me when you’re meeting 7am from the wrong direction and you’re finally feeling tired but you can’t get to sleep because your flatmate keeps snoozing their alarm and you can hear it through the wall every 9 minutes

elphierix:

current theories for endgame of the good place:

1. they’re trainee demons (pretty standard theory i think)

2. they’re people who would be bored in the good place, people who were unhappy in life and need adventure/a purpose in the afterlife, instead of just chilling on a cloud in paradise

3. they’re trainee angels 

4. they’re little mermaids (original andersen version), they’ve got to prove themselves worthy of the good place

5. they’ve got lessons to learn before reincarnation, and they were supposed to learn them in life but they all died too young to do so

6. the whole show is an onion, they’ve been running different versions of the same events as some sort of test until they get it right. i don’t just mean like michael re-booting his project, i mean like the whole show is looping and we’ve only seen one loop so far