one time i saw someone on the internet call loki (LOKI) “the noblest hero who has ever been in a movie” and i swear i full on died and ascended to asgard where the liesmith themself was waiting for me and they looked me dead in the eye and said “idk either bro" 

digivolvin:

exphautaz:

asgardian-viking:

digivolvin:

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

this is ganymede erasure

elphierix:

I think the reason I feel so goddamn excited about getting cast in Hamlet and getting into the comedy troupe is that I actually feel like I achieved these things through my own merit. Don’t get me wrong I’m terrified of letting people down with this, but like everything I’ve achieved has either been below the expectations put on me by myself/others or just seems like pure luck. So that’s why this makes me so happy because I did this and no-one helped me and I didn’t need any help or whatever and I’m just so tired of feeling like I don’t deserve what I have but I actually earned this… So yeah, that’s nice.

so i’m still looking through all my old personal posts and yikes this one is So Sad cause the comedy troupe thing went so unbearably tits up and resulted in a year of bullying culminating in a mental breakdown and wow hindsight’s a bitch