CHARLES: hey
FUTURE CHARLES: supno but this is literally how the scene went
Tag: x men
I’m like 99,9999% sure that Charles will send a letter to Apocalypse after hearing that he recruited Erik like “You have goals? You have plans? You have legs? Say goodbye to all of them. PS: Hope you don’t have a sister.”
How do I know I can trust you? Because we’re just like you.
The scientist in Charles is just appalled.
“Even if mutants survive radiation poisoning, which we will not, we still have to EAT, you utter knobs! They don’t call it ‘nuclear winter’ because it gives rise to lush and verdant crops! All the food and water would be contaminated! Did you gits think about this at all?”
I can’t be the only person who has thought how much easier that fight would be with dadneto come on
“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
iampinbitch 