kayytx:

my mom: *looks online for christmas ornaments*

me: can you get me an iron man one?

my mom: no, iron man is not a christmas thing

me: excuse me??? he’s red and gold. christmas colours.

me: iron man 3? a christmas movie.

me: happy tony stark? bright like a christmas tree.

me: iron man is christmas.

…this looks like an opportunity for me to talk about my One True Love, mr mertini

aka tony-stark-is-merman-now-and-for-some-reason-apparently-a-christmas-ornament-that-costs-nearly-£100-oh-god-i-want-him-so-much

sleepyoldchild:

Young Gryffindor Tony Stark,,, cause the world needs more HP aus

the “which house does tony belong in” debate caused absolute carnage on discord but i am proud to say that i won and here is the (absolutely gorgeous) proof

i maintain that tony is complex enough that decent arguments can be made for sorting him into every house but my heart cries gryffindor and when it’s tony stark you always listen to your heart cause that’s Who He Is

in this au he grows up to be muggle studies professor, casually inventing a whole new field of magic in the classroom by combining magic and technology, but here he’s still young and uncertain about his future