i’ve always wanted to write my own version of loki and now i have and they are exactly what i’ve always dreamed of and filled with such gems as:
“because take a creature of literal fire and pure chaos and humans just gotta force a gender on it”
and
“i don’t give a shit where you’re from. my problem is where you are now”
and
“once upon a time the aesir did not listen to me yet again and made the decision to abandon asgard and this was a predictably terrible decision and now they are all dead from what i like to call ‘not fucking listening to loki’”
and
“no i’m fine. in fact i’m ragnarocking”
and
“oh odin’s so great. so brave and wise and noble and the sun shines out his arse and his spunk tastes like chocolate milk”
and the message here is my loki is great and i love them.
iampinbitch 