Tag: disney

elphierix:

today i am feeling sad so i am watching like, a ton of disney movies, as listed here ranked in order of greatness. i shall update the list as i go:

  1. mulan (excellent, my all time favourite disney film)
  2. tarzan (also excellent)
  3. atlantis: the lost empire (excellent, about on par with tarzan but not enough songs)
  4. mulan 2 (i love it fight me, also it takes two whole films for us to see mulan and shang kiss and i am not down for that, that is too long)
  5. treasure planet (would have a higher ranking but too many men, distractingly shaky science, still much much better than tarzan and jane)
  6. tarzan and jane (the actual worst, terrible, just terrible, senselessly anachronistic, painful animation to transition to after the beautiful tarzan)

elphierix:

today i am feeling sad so i am watching like, a ton of disney movies, as listed here ranked in order of greatness. i shall update the list as i go:

  1. mulan (excellent, my all time favourite disney film)
  2. tarzan (also excellent)
  3. mulan 2 (i love it fight me, also it takes two whole films for us to see mulan and shang kiss and i am not down for that, that is too long)
  4. treasure planet (would have a higher ranking but too many men, distractingly shaky science, still much much better than tarzan and jane)
  5. tarzan and jane (the actual worst, terrible, just terrible, senselessly anachronistic, painful animation to transition to after the beautiful tarzan)

today i am feeling sad so i am watching like, a ton of disney movies, as listed here ranked in order of greatness. i shall update the list as i go:

  1. mulan (excellent, my all time favourite disney film)
  2. tarzan (also excellent)
  3. mulan 2 (i love it fight me, also it takes two whole films for us to see mulan and shang kiss and i am not down for that, that is too long)
  4. tarzan and jane (the actual worst, terrible, just terrible, senselessly anachronistic, painful animation to transition to after the beautiful tarzan)
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ian-significant:

lucifersalterego:

weekendswithgoodfriends:

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

HOW CAN ANY BLOG HAVE THE SELF RESTRAINT NOT TO HAVE THIS

Source: weekendswithnewtmas

disney fans: hey disney maybe we could get some animated films starring poc?
disney: okay we will do one
disney fans: wow that sounds great, and maybe with some stories NOT from europe?
disney: no instead we will remake all the films we did before.
disney fans: what?
disney: except live action
disney fans: what?
disney: with the same plot and songs
disney fans: what?
disney: and we will only cast white people
disney:..
disney fans:..
disney: *makes all the money*
disney fans: wtf