he’s… he’s literally inserting foreign objects under his skin and they’re both being glib about it. this movie hammered home so hard that jarvis really is tony’s son (only to kill him off with barely any mourning in his very next appearance gdi mcu)

they’re both joking and tony is wiping blood off his arm because it’s so casual now when he hurts himself. it’s so normalised it’s something jarvis snarks at him about but tony is performing a medical procedure on himself here

like, FUCK. tony may know what he’s doing but this definitely fucking counts as self harm. and it’s so normal for them

this isn’t just another example of tony thinking he’s better than the rules (that was never really his issue in the first place tbh but that’s another meta). it’s tony ignoring the rules in favour of hurting himself. jarvis asks him to slow down and take precautions as he’s going but he never says “maybe you shouldn’t do this sir”. because both of them think it’s okay for tony to hurt himself so he can better protect others

and then, when you think about tony as jarvis’ father? when you think about the example he has been setting? when you think about why jarvis was ready to sacrifice himself to become vision? well, is it really a surprise?

lilybelfast:

elphierix:

this is the single most compelling piece of evidence in my “tony stark does not wear normal clothes anymore” theory. i firmly believe that this man wakes up in the morning and uses nanobots to create his outfit for the day

“tony, why?” says pepper the first time he does this. “it’s cheaper than a tailor” replies tony, admiring the way the nano-fabric hugs his butt. “it definitely isn’t” says pepper, also admiring his butt

this is further supported by how his sunglasses meld into his suit when they’re still in New York. even if you think the idea that he makes all of his clothes out of nanobots is foolish he most certainly did make those sunglasses

so therefore the reason tony’s shirt has disappeared is that he used those nanobots in the fight against thanos, or maybe to help patch up his wound. either way it shows how tony was really digging into the very depths of his available resources (are his underpants gone too? who can say? well, i can say and i say definitely)

in conclusion, tony stark is a dramatic fashion forward extra bitch who makes all his own clothes

This reminds me of how comic Peter Parker made the symbiote form into clothes so he wouldn’t have to run into an alleyway to undress and then put on spandex. That’s why the bombastic bag man is a thing:

Because Peter started to worry about the symbiote making him more and more angsty, so he went to the Fantastic Four because they’re friends so they could examine it. Thing is, by this point he’s gotten so used to wearing symbiote clothes that he’s only wearing underwear underneath the suit while Reed keeps the symbiote. Peter gets to borrow an old F4 suit, but since they don’t wear masks he has to wear a paper bag over his head. For good measure Johnny Storm puts a “kick me” note onto his back.

asstigfjkkkjjvvnklll like father like son

gaaraofsburbia:

incognitomoustache:

catbountry:

nerdgerhl:

wondygirl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mcstack:

kumeko:

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

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This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well – and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret – just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

EDIT: This is from the mini-series Superman/Shazam: First Thunder, for those wondering.

And while he’s superpowered himself, his whole rant comes from a very personal place because if I’m not mistaken, after he landed on Earth he worked on his family’s farm, went to school, and actually did have a pretty normal childhood.

this is the single most compelling piece of evidence in my “tony stark does not wear normal clothes anymore” theory. i firmly believe that this man wakes up in the morning and uses nanobots to create his outfit for the day

“tony, why?” says pepper the first time he does this. “it’s cheaper than a tailor” replies tony, admiring the way the nano-fabric hugs his butt. “it definitely isn’t” says pepper, also admiring his butt

this is further supported by how his sunglasses meld into his suit when they’re still in New York. even if you think the idea that he makes all of his clothes out of nanobots is foolish he most certainly did make those sunglasses

so therefore the reason tony’s shirt has disappeared is that he used those nanobots in the fight against thanos, or maybe to help patch up his wound. either way it shows how tony was really digging into the very depths of his available resources (are his underpants gone too? who can say? well, i can say and i say definitely)

in conclusion, tony stark is a dramatic fashion forward extra bitch who makes all his own clothes

sexualhobo:

-colin meloy voice- if two guys were in the belly of a whale and one killed the other with a stick would that be fucked up or what

-colin meloy voice- hey if a rich guy convinced his poor girlfriend that they gotta do a joint suicide instead of just running away together that’d be pretty fucked up right