in the wake of my addition to @kayytx’s post and my beloved mr mertini getting flagged i’ve decided to see which other december diamonds classics tumblr won’t allow

we’re gonna start out with one of my favourites “cow poke”:

why does a merman need a hobby horse? because december diamonds are living in the year 4019

kayytx:

my mom: *looks online for christmas ornaments*

me: can you get me an iron man one?

my mom: no, iron man is not a christmas thing

me: excuse me??? he’s red and gold. christmas colours.

me: iron man 3? a christmas movie.

me: happy tony stark? bright like a christmas tree.

me: iron man is christmas.

…this looks like an opportunity for me to talk about my One True Love, mr mertini

aka tony-stark-is-merman-now-and-for-some-reason-apparently-a-christmas-ornament-that-costs-nearly-£100-oh-god-i-want-him-so-much